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Max Field

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  1. New layout day, a day that will live in infamy..

  2. 17th assistant cameraman of the latest Fetty Wap feature

  3. 9/11 never forget to adjust your white balance

  4. Astounding! Kevin Smith to shoot Clerks 3 on empty 2 liter

  5. Bernie Sanders is racist and so am I

  6. Bernie Sanders killed by Killer Mike, what did you expect??

  7. Big Momma's House 3 with Martin Scorsese

  8. break all 1 of my legs

  9. Caligary is my favorite movie no other cinema has surpassed 20's cinema I own power rangers action figures in my 40's

  10. Can you divorce your son

  11. Donald Trump is so bad hahaha I love being left oh by the way did I mentioned I'm afraid of black people?? But screw Trump he's so racist haha

  12. Eminem is the best rapper because I shaved my head and hate everything

  13. Good news: just got signed on to direct the Sucide Squad sequel entitled "Kill Yourself Club"

  14. Heroin ought to help with that tooth ache

  15. I am no longer allowed at Denny's more than 10 times a week. Please come to my parent's funeral?

  16. I am the Ty Cobb of starting threads that turn into fights.

  17. I go out in public wearing hulk hands wondering why my wife left me

  18. I hate millenials ugh millenails are runing this counyry my son is dead

  19. I identify as a NotAnotherTeenMoviesexual

  20. I lost weight by eating too much Taco Bell

  21. I made a carpet out of my own fingernail clippings and my 8th wife disowned me

  22. I spend so much time looking at things on the PC capped at 30fps that when I piss I realize real life has no frame rate. PM if you echo these sentiments.

  23. I took 15mg of oxycodone for a sore throat

  24. I'm 7 years old and ironically diabetic please call 911

  25. I'm 7 years old and my parents keep teaching me how to read and I just want a syringe of Kool-Aid Jammers but I can't do it after that last belt-whipping. Please send a message with your best regards and get 5 dollars??

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