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Max Field

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  1. Who here takes their son's oxycodone? I'm doing a test and need help

  2. Shooting a new project that involves the discontinued grape Caprisun and am holding my parents hostage until that demand is met

  3. Good news: just got signed on to direct the Sucide Squad sequel entitled "Kill Yourself Club"

  4. I go out in public wearing hulk hands wondering why my wife left me

  5. My anxiety is why I weigh 400 pounds by shooting up ketchup

  6. I spend so much time looking at things on the PC capped at 30fps that when I piss I realize real life has no frame rate. PM if you echo these sentiments.

  7. I am the Ty Cobb of starting threads that turn into fights.

  8. Astounding! Kevin Smith to shoot Clerks 3 on empty 2 liter

  9. Just bought the new Canon 5D Mark Fuhrman, you guys gotta get this thing.

  10. If I broke my wife's legs (accidently) would anyone do a docu with me about it?

  11. There is nothing better than getting a text message from your friend reading "Driving right now, what's up?"

  12. Sent in my FS5 for the upgrade and Sony sent back my legs broken in a box.

  13. waterboarding my entire family for a shoot

  14. Kodak Black will resurrect film

  15. If you're selling an Alexa please hit me up (the side of the head with it)

  16. Some love feeding the C500's sensor with light. I feed it with cold grocery store chicken nuggets.

  17. My son thought the Sony F23 had a narrow fixed aperture and his neck is now broken

  18. Can you divorce your son

  19. Who wants Christina Aguilera trading cards?

  20. New layout day, a day that will live in infamy..

  21. Livin' the cool life

  22. I'm 7 years old and ironically diabetic please call 911

  23. My wife left me please send a message reconfirming that I'm garbage

  24. Please break both of my arms I deserve it

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