Max Gutfeld

bit the bullet, bought an espresso maker.

I want to open a Mexican restaurant in Poland.

Damn you rye seeds for looking like cumin seeds. Almost made me ruin my mexican beans.

There is something so wrong about drinking beer and eating candy

Oh- I got to push C cam dolly Fri! And I did ok!

Anybody have a table saw and/or a miter saw I can borrow?

Happy fathers' day mother**(obscenity removed)**ers

Almost everyone misuses the term "High Concept" which actually means a simple premise with broad appeal.

If the NSA is really so bad, how come everybody on Craigslist is posting wanting to meet them?

Get your ass to Mars Quaid

You know you're a hipster when you are weirded out that someone is weirded out that you still listen to vinyl records. Or other old tech. I guess.

WTF I thought this storm was going to be crazy, but I only heard a couple of showers last night.

Back to lifting truss all day tomorrow.

My phone is like Dragonball Z. The battery life is so bad it's just constantly charging up.

Taut line, my new favorite hitch

Yayy not working today.

It may not be popular, it may not be 'politically correct', but parsnips are my favorite root vegetable. There, I said it.

The lens flares in "True Lies" are truly hideous.

Enlightened is the best show on TV right now.

Huffpo has the worst approach to their video ads. The pause button suspiciously never works, and one is forced to click through in order to stop the ad. I hope companies purchasing ads on Huffpo realize most of the click-through traffic never even allows their website to fully load.

Heard an NRA rep say we shouldn't ban high-capacity magazines, because it only takes a second to reload a lesser capacity magazine. If that's the case... then why do we need high-capacity magazines at all? If it's so easy to reload, then why does it make a difference to gun owners? Especially when the NRA could deflect a lot of criticism by not fighting that measure?

Why is it that whenever Colbert has a musician on, the interview is terrible?

I'm going to jog outside today.... in January.....

I saw "The Grey" and, although I stand by my initial mockery of the films' concept, I thought it was a good genre flick.

Opinions on the new Bowie track and video?