amish

Sounds like you need a Condor to me. ha, jk. There's a hundred ways to do everything, polecats, menace arms, goalposts, wall spreaders, babyplates, ballons, whatever. Most importantly : IS IT SAFE? Ever consider hiring a Grip? We smell funny, but LOVE to rig stuff like this.

This is a Professional board, try a Professional solution. Keep that Wally world crap in your no budget DIY DV forums.....