Hello Everyone,
I am curious what are some of the worst assumptions you've seen from a first time director and producer on the set? I am gearing up to produce my first feature come August, and I'd like to hear some good war stories to learn from. I want to go into this thing with the least amount of pigheaded assumptions as possible. I've been various positions on various guerilla style small/student productions, and here is my general list:
- We'll fix it in post
- The actors can improvise
- We can shoot it in 2 hours
- The camera operator can walk backwards for five minutes.
- Everyone will be on the set on time. They have to, or else we can't shoot.
- I can storyboard while on the set.
- The edit will be done in 2 weeks
- The script will only take a month to write (feature)
- Festivals will love this.
- We don't need a budget for distribution; an AE will pick it up at a festival.
- The director and DP have different physical vision, and the diopter stays the same, while both adjust the focus.
- Who needs a light meter? I can eyeball it, I'm a professional.
- If we throw a party, we can shoot our party scene there.
- Let's cut film and video together! It will look like Natural Born Killers!
- The DP can figure out the shot, I don't care what it looks like.
- We don't need a script. It's a documentary/experimental/improv/silent/music video/animation.
- We can do ADR for that part he's playing guitar.
- Let's cut 800T into 200T. We can fix it in post.
- My friend is a funny guy, he'll make a great actor.
- "I know it was a comedy before, but looking at the footage, I've decided to turn it into a drama"
- I'll shoot that part later, when I have more time.
- Let's start shooting at 5pm.
- We can shoot while the business is still running.
- Crew talking while shooting.
- We can get the prop once everything is ready.
- We can get finishing funds once everything is filmed.
- I'm going to hand process all the footage.
- I'm going to conform the negative.
- I'm going to use an oxberry to make the release print. I'll time everything myself.
- I'm shooting super 16mm, and we can blow it up to 35mm when a distributor buys it.