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Even though its Not PC


Rob Vogt

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Not PC? :unsure:

 

 

Wishing someone a merry (or happy) anything is politically correct, as far as I can tell. Christmas has become about as secular as any other American holiday, anyway; just watch South Park ;)

 

 

 

Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas to everyone. F$cking sucks that I am working on the eve and following morning though, instead of spending time with my family.

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Dear Esteemed Colleagues,

 

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,

non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious

persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of

others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions

at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling

and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily

greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western

Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical

ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By

accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting

is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable

with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by

the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or

himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable

at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform

as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of

one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,

whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this

wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year -- if you prefer

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Dear Esteemed Colleagues,

 

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,

non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious

persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of

others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions

at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling

and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily

greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western

Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical

ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By

accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting

is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable

with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by

the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or

himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable

at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform

as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of

one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,

whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this

wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year -- if you prefer

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: That made my day!!!

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