Max Field

Stacy's Mom has got it going on -- Stacy can't you see? Iraq has WMDs! I cannot be wrong cause Im in love with Stacy's Mom

My wife said she's anti-feminist but still took everything I own in the divorce what kind of **(obscenity removed)** bitch is she

Just upgraded to the new Andre 4000

My family disowned me and this god damn forum is the only thing I have left

The wife texted me with news of her 3rd miscarriage and I replied with "Hey take care of what's important I'm just hangin' out over here."

9/11 never forget to adjust your white balance

Who wants to be 400 pounds with me?

Now that a live up north I can handcuff the coke polar bears for hard crush videos

Nothing like a room temperature Gatorade after a long day of child abuse

17th assistant cameraman of the latest Fetty Wap feature

I identify as a NotAnotherTeenMoviesexual

I hate millenials ugh millenails are runing this counyry my son is dead

I lost weight by eating too much Taco Bell

Just drained a Sony battery all over my garbage son please call someone

Eminem is the best rapper because I shaved my head and hate everything

I took 15mg of oxycodone for a sore throat

I'm trying to convince my friend to quit rehab, if you have suggestions please PM me

Heroin ought to help with that tooth ache

I made a carpet out of my own fingernail clippings and my 8th wife disowned me

If fingernails doesn't work for you I also have an N64 covered in dried gatorade

Who wants to make a pokemon fan film with me? I can pay in my exgirlfriend's fingernails

break all 1 of my legs

In a relationship with 3 of the 5 Mr. Meaty puppets

I am no longer allowed at Denny's more than 10 times a week. Please come to my parent's funeral?

I'm 7 years old and my parents keep teaching me how to read and I just want a syringe of Kool-Aid Jammers but I can't do it after that last belt-whipping. Please send a message with your best regards and get 5 dollars??