Dan Salzmann Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Bass Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 You lost me on that one. . .is mice slang for something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredrik Broman Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 (edited) What's the difference between a PA and a dog? People get upset if you mistreat the dog! Edited May 18, 2006 by Fredrik Broman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Michael Nash Posted May 18, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted May 18, 2006 You lost me on that one. . .is mice slang for something? Well it made me laugh out loud, but it's purely a"lightbulb" joke, not a film joke. Funny, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Hal Smith Posted May 19, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted May 19, 2006 If a Producer and a DP are lying on a highway, how can you tell which is which? There are skid marks in front of the DP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Salzmann Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Josh, The mice are "screwing" in a light bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Fant Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Here are some of the ones I have heard. How many grips does it take to change a light bulb ? @#$% you, that's electrics. Why do audio guys say check one two ? Because you lift on three. How many Art Directors does it take to change a light bulb ? Oh, I've got a really nice candle we could use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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