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THE ULTIMATE CREW


Mungai Kiroga

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Habari yenu (how are you all?)

 

The people you work with are almost like family. You do not always get to choose. If you get a good job, you go for it regardless of who the actor, director, e.t.c are. But, what if you had the chance to pick a crew for your next project. Who would you like to work with?

 

Here is an example:

 

Producer: Brian Grazer.

Director: Me(of course).

D.P: David Mullen (obviously).

Script writer: Charlie Kaufman.

Lead actors: Nickolas Cage& Samuel Jackson.

Lead actress: Juliet Lewis.

Supporting actress: Halle Berry (I am a guy after all...

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Producer: Bill Gates

Studio: Gates' ATM Machine

Director: Me

D.P: John Toll

Script writer: Me

Lead actors: Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson

Plot: Natalie and ScarJo fall in love at Yosemite National Park - shot entirely at magic hour

Rating: NC-17

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Tom, let me know as soon as that gets to my local theater or DVD. That's one visual I can't miss. . .

 

 

I'm assuming you'll be shooting 65mm and scanning @ 8K for an 8K IMAX finish?

 

;)

 

Hehe, nope. It's 15-perf IMAX all the way.

 

I mean, if we're going to project Nat and ScarJo rolling in the meadows of Yosemite onto a 5-story screen, we cannot afford to lose any resolution. :)

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Producer: Bill Gates

Studio: Gates' ATM Machine

Director: Me

D.P: John Toll

Script writer: Me

Lead actors: Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson

Plot: Natalie and ScarJo fall in love at Yosemite National Park - shot entirely at magic hour

Rating: NC-17

 

Damn, man. Start selling that NOW before they get any older. That should outsell just about anything.

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I suggest a cameo where Woody Allen walks up while Scarlett and Natalie are getting it on - he would stand there and complain straight at the camera about how none of his girlfriends would let him join such "activities".

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