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100 things that you need in film that you don't need in real life


Bjarne Eldhuset

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1. A megaphone.

2. A naked woman in a shower (just kidding)

2. A naked woman in a shower, unknowingly awaiting a brutal ending at the hand of a maniac psycho killer.

3. Embarassment

4. ... now you guys and girls and in-betweens continue the list!

 

5. Long hours

6. Sprocket holes

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1. A megaphone.

2. A naked woman in a shower (just kidding)

2. A naked woman in a shower, unknowingly awaiting a brutal ending at the hand of a maniac psycho killer.

3. Embarassment

4. ... now you guys and girls and in-betweens continue the list!

 

The naked women's three older brothers/offensive lineman to watch over her.

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7. a BIG KNIFE in the hands of the killer stalking her

8. a zoom lens to get the expression on the "killer" when he learns that the nude lady is a killer herself

9. MORE nude ladies to join the 1st one after the guy is bumped off

10. a big bag of pot to smoke with the nude ladies after the shoot

11 protection

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43. Virtual reality glasses to get on the internet.

44. 10 computer monitors per computer

45. random bar fights (in topless bar)

46. One man Against the odds

47. Magic one button video enhancement

48. Magical land where vampires are accepted as real.

49. In every police duo one is trained on defusing bombs, but they are clumsy and end up shot or pinned under something.

50. Lack of paper work for police.

 

 

Todd

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