Premium Member David Mullen ASC Posted July 26, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted July 26, 2006 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28215...mp;special=2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Ha! You almost had me, but I know you can't spend $75,000.00 shooting a movie with a Canon GL2. R, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick McGowan Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 It seems like the writers for The Onion have hung out with a few film school kids. That hits a little to close to home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Tim Carroll Posted July 26, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted July 26, 2006 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28215...mp;special=2000 Thanks David, I needed that. :) -Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart McCammon Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 That article was too funny - all his parents need to do is spend another $1.5 million and we can hear about the other 20 films he has brewing in his head - watch out Hollywood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sexton Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I need to contact this guy and see if he wants to help me with one of my projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Egan Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul Wizikowski Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I was wondering who stole my script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Workman Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I don't find this funhy in anyway.... :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Bass Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 That almost hurts. Too real, too real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Lamar King IMPOSTOR Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 (edited) You know, I've worked for people exactly like that in real life. Including one guy who lied to me, said he was an adult and was still actually in High School! When these people call I tell them that they are not Indie but Amateur filmmakers. Do you have a script breakdown? No Do you have a real budget? No Do you have a schedule that remotely relates to the breakdown and budget? No Do you have a PM, an AD, a scripty? No Are your actors and crew available every single day of the production? No You are an AMATEUR. Edited July 28, 2006 by J. Lamar King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Klainbaum Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I am a regular reader of The Onion, but I have to say that this doesn't sound real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick McGowan Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I am a regular reader of The Onion, but I have to say that this doesn't sound real... What? What on The Onion is real? I mean it's usually based on real events but it is also satire and comedy. I just read an artice about a NASA rocket that burns money into space to test the durability of money. It is a fake article, but it pretty much sums up the goal of NASA, to burn as much taxpayer money as possible. here it is: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47977 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Darling Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 I love the onion, if only it could replace all the news media...what a better place we'd live in :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Hughes Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 What if I had to hold down a job, the way these poor souls did? It'd be unbearable. I thought, 'This could've been me.'Let's hear it for artistic purity. ROTFLMAO! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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