James Steven Beverly Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 (edited) I had a thread going about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and some of us thought it was good even though it was 1st or 2nd on the "Worst Movies of All Times" list which led me to ask the question, "If this isn't THAT bad, what is?" so what's the worst movie you ever saw? Feel free to vent and elaborate if you want to. As for me, I honestly can't think of one off the top of my head which means they were eather so bad that my brain chose to erase the expirence from my conciousness as a means of self preservation or the drugs I did in the 70s really WERE bad for me. So I leave it up to you, tell me what you think. B) Edited October 31, 2006 by James Steven Beverly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Robinson Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 "The Room". It's so bad, and so fascinating in so many ways, that it's almost a must see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member David Mullen ASC Posted October 31, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted October 31, 2006 "The Creeping Terror" is one of the worst films I've ever seen. Ed Wood's "Orgy of the Dead"... Some of the stuff on Mystery Science Theater 3000, like "Manos: Hands of Fate" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon-Hebert Barto Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT or MONSTERS CRASH THE PAJAMA PARTY come to mind...although the latter is at least funny....LHotL is just plain bad taste. -Jonnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Buick Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 The worst live-action movie I've ever seen is called 'Hawk the Slayer, the worst Brickfilm I've ever seen is called 'New Awesome Movie', by Brianfart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Anthony Vale Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 'Guru. the Mad Monk' It's possible there are worse Andy Milligin movies. That's the only one I've seen. 'Vlad Tepes', a 1979 Romanian 'epic'. It took me three sittings to get through it. Obviously big budget from the number of costumed extras and megawatts of lighting on the total fill bounce light huge interiors, shot with an anamorphic zoom. But other wise feels like a quickie with lots of propaganda. Arch Oblers 'The Bubble' also took three sittings to get through. You're right about the brain erasing the truly bad movies with natutal cannabinoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Chad Stockfleth Posted October 31, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted October 31, 2006 Jack Frost 2 was without question the dumbest movie I've ever seen. It is Halloween, maybe it will be on tonight! Good call with the MST3K films. I can't imagine the movies Joel sat through in order to find "material" for that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Wendell_Greene Posted October 31, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted October 31, 2006 Worst. Movie. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Sweetman Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Schwarzenegger's first film, "Hercules in New York." Required viewing for all Californians, if you can get through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Sifuentes Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 For me it was Grosse Pointe Blank. So freaking dull and pretentious. It was the only movie I ever walked out of from the theatre. Could only take 20 minutes of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon-Hebert Barto Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 For me it was Grosse Pointe Blank. So freaking dull and pretentious. It was the only movie I ever walked out of from the theatre. Could only take 20 minutes of it. WOW! :blink: Congradulations! If that is the worst movie you've ever seen, it is truely a blessed life you live...Prepositional phrase, oh well. :lol: You should try and sit through some of the crap we've seen... :blink: BTW, I'm gonna check out INCHON. Great LC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Smith Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 (edited) 'Old School'. 'Memoirs of a Geisha' was boring as hell too. Edited November 1, 2006 by Daniel Ashley-Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Adam White Posted November 1, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted November 1, 2006 I remember getting very upset watching "batman and Robin" as I realised what an awful mistake everyone involved had created. I'd rank it as my worst due to the sheer waste of potential. Worst britfilm? its harder to think of a good one but the Lock-stock rippoffs that are STILL being made are always a good laugh. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Chad Stockfleth Posted November 1, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted November 1, 2006 Also, Freddy Vs. Jason was so stupid I walked out. Not sure what I was expecting....it's all I ever imagined as a 12 year old. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Hayes Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Michael Mann's "Miami Vice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Hanrahan Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 If we're including recent films here then "Silent Hill" deserves the Golden Turd Award. Runner up: "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Holland Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 The Man Who Fell to Earth , dir. Nic Roeg , walked out , in fact most of the films he has directed , seems to held in awe , never understood that my self. John Holland , London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Chad Stockfleth Posted November 1, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted November 1, 2006 If we're including recent films here then "Silent Hill" deserves the Golden Turd Award. Oh my! I watched it last night and totally agree! What a horrible movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Brereton Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 'CUBE' - 87 minutes of my life that I'm not going to get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Anthony Vale Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I'd forgotten 'Where were you the night the lights went out?' Everyone expects cheap exploitation movies to be bad. This was MGM, Doris Day, Metrocolor and Panavision. So one expects mediocrity. But this one so depressed me. I'm sitting in the theatre questioning the very worth of cinema itself. It wasn't just that the Panavision was framed for TV. The over all mediocrity was so mindnumbing. Capt.Vid, thanks alot for making me remember. By the way is anyone else familiar with the ouvre of W.Lee Wilder, Billy's "dull son of a bitch" brother? Strangely enough W.Lee is actually William, while Billy is actually Samuel. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Hayes Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 If we're including recent films here then "Silent Hill" deserves the Golden Turd Award. Loved ?Silent Hill? and most of Nicholas Roeg?s films. Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Steven Beverly Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 I'd forgotten 'Where were you the night the lights went out?' Everyone expects cheap exploitation movies to be bad. This was MGM, Doris Day, Metrocolor and Panavision. So one expects mediocrity. But this one so depressed me. I'm sitting in the theatre questioning the very worth of cinema itself. It wasn't just that the Panavision was framed for TV. The over all mediocrity was so mindnumbing. Capt.Vid, thanks alot for making me remember. By the way is anyone else familiar with the ouvre of W.Lee Wilder, Billy's "dull son of a bitch" brother? Strangely enough W.Lee is actually William, while Billy is actually Samuel. Go figure. A studio made a BAD movie that was filled with mediocrity and was completely mindnumbing! Unbelievable!!!! :D Sorry about bring up painful memories but I feel a duty to remind filmmakers what it's like to have to sit through a bad movie so THEY WON'T DO THAT to their audiences. Hopefully, then when someone suggests you add a giant mechanical spider to your script, you'll tell 'em that's the dumdest idea you've ever heard. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Munden Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Titanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Tim Terner Posted November 3, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted November 3, 2006 Raise the Titanic (1980) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Adam White Posted November 3, 2006 Premium Member Share Posted November 3, 2006 I was tempted to go see Catwoman, dedication to all things Gotham-based, but chickened out. Is it really that bad!!! Of course the shame of many of these is that their DoP's have often produced the highest quality work but that it will be taken for naught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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